這是發生在剛剛不久前的事情, 有陌生的帳號加我MSN. 由於之前辦完過同學會, 想說是不是哪個久未聯絡的同學加的.
於是按下了同意加入的選擇, 幾天之後這個帳號突然上來了. 這個陌生的帳號, 我就先用代號稱呼好了, 我就叫它為
"Sugar"好了, 因為它的稱呼差不多是"甜言蜜語"的意思. 故事的發生如下, 就用我的對話記錄敘述好了....
其實這位Sugar應該是一位 "視訊女郎", 就是網路上會在視訊攝影機前,寬衣解帶讓你慾火焚身的那種.
反正星期五下班後的小週末, 剛看完discovery的節目後, 無聊找個人喇迪賽也好.
Sugar 說:
Hey I'm Naked Goto http://www.#######.net/## (為免危害眾生, 在此打上馬賽克.)
Keloo 說:
hey nice to meet you
Sugar 說:
hey
Keloo 說:
how did you find my account?
Sugar 說:
i'm 21/f your a male right?
Keloo 說:
yap I think so :p (早知道我應該回答F的, 這樣或許結果會比較好玩)
Sugar 說:
nice, I just got off work and finally got some time to relax which site did i msg you from again?
Keloo 說:
It's hard to say....too much sites I can't remember very well.... maybe at NASA ?
So where are you come from? (看到這裡突然驚覺我的幽默方式也好宅.....真可憐... Orz)
Sugar 說:
I'm from XXxx/YYxxx but i'm currently living in the east coast.
Keloo 說:
Sorry my geography is too bad.... is that a county name or ...? are you in America ?
Sugar 說:
I am a little busy right now, trying to upload some new pics
if ya wanna check them out go http://www.#######.net/## tell me what ya think
Keloo 說:
so you are the "Sugar" ?
Sugar說:
I know a way we can chat and have a better time.. do you cam?
Keloo 說:
Sorry.... I don't have cam so I can't cam... (我真是佩服我胡說八道的能力)
Sugar 說:
Well i don't do yahoo cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before...
But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
(出來跑總有一天要還的....不是嗎？)
Sugar 說:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam? (不要錢就好,我現在很窮..)
Keloo 說:
yap .... I would like to (假裝成很哈的樣子, 看看接下來會有什麼事情發展)
(謎之音 : 騙鬼, 你根本就很哈吧.....還假裝咧)
Sugar 說:
Ok go to http://www.xxxxxxxxxx.net/zzzzz and click on "JOIN FOR FREE"
orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE. (在這邊一樣保護未成年的各位觀眾)
進去一看, 前面還好, 填個姓名住址和e-mail, 直接給他掰個鋼鐵人的名字進去.
下面一頁居然就開始要填信用卡號碼了, 這還能讓人懷疑沒有鬼嗎？
好, 再掰下去看它怎麼說..
Keloo 說:
Should I must to input my personal information?
Sugar 說:
fill out your contact information and then on the next page...
Keloo 說:
This site need credit card number to sign in.... but I don't have credit card... my habit is cash
(我沒說謊, 我真的沒使用信用卡的習慣)
Sugar 說:
sometimes you gota verify with a cc so they know your not a kid
(騙誰, 現在路上的小鬼隨便抓一個搞不好都有信用卡, 這招有效？)
Sugar 說:
fill out your cc info baby for verification ONLY, their card will not be charged.
(歹勢啦, 沒有卡就是沒有卡啊, 免費有個屁用...)
Keloo 說:
ohm.. sorry baby I would like to but I don't even have a telephone card on my hand... not to say the credit card
(好啦, 我身上其實還有一張捷運卡, 看看可不可以刷啦.....)
Sugar 說:
you might have to enter a cc to verify your age huh (它真的不相信一個快30歲的男人身上居然沒有一張信用卡)
Keloo 說:
well ... I don't think that's a good idea to examine my age on internet by a piece of credit card .
If I 'm really a lewd boy, I should be able to steal my dad's credit card to have a conversation with a hot woman.
(這令我想起一部電影 "回到18歲" )
Sugar 說:
cc is used in some cases only to verify ur age
(好, 我相信, 問題是我真的沒有啊, 不然MSN開視訊來一對一單挑啦!)
Keloo 說:
baby I understand, but you must believe I don't have the hibit of using credit card.
(我煞費苦心地解釋)
Sugar 說:
sometimes you gota verify with a cc so they know your not a kid
(然後它也是)
Keloo 說:
that's fine .... you win, I lose... the truth is I'm really a kid
(我懶得講了, 看你還有什麼招式..)
Sugar 說:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
(使出大絕了,我就知道.)
Keloo 說:
ohn.... black is good i think...
(黑色真的不錯, 我沒說謊, 大多數男人都愛女人穿這顏色)
Sugar 說:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
(我希望你走到提款機前, 把所有的款項, 匯到我的帳戶, 謝謝. 脫光就免了, 我們還要搭飛機而我也不想等那麼久.)
Keloo 說:
Ohn.... that 's so exciting...... I would like to see your perfect, beautiful body.... lady?
(這...我覺得我的挑逗技巧很差....有待加強)
Sugar 說:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam,
you should get some minutes from my cam site so you can spend time with me sexy!!!
(小姐, 你可能等到變成老奶奶了也等不到我了, 你還是去早點睡吧)
Keloo 說:
ohn...god... I don't know... I think I will blow up....
(表演一下, 讓它覺得我在天人交戰, 看看會有什麼進一步的動作)
Sugar 說:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.xxxxxxx.net/yyyy and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
(真有愛心的口吻, 你是幼稚園老師嗎？)
Keloo 說:
did you have picture? could you let me see your face ?
(做個測試, 看它要怎麼嚕)
Sugar 說:
Ok you in yet babe??
Keloo 說:
not yet .....baby , I am trying to find out my dad's credit card ~!!!
(打到這裡的時候, 我自己都忍不住一直笑)
Sugar 說:
you might have to enter a cc to verify your age huh
(age是三小? 我只知道a片啦 ! 沒有聽過英雄出少年是不是？)
Keloo 說:
I don't have the age problem, I have been a lewd boy with 17 yrs old
(我又17歲了, 我又30歲了, 怎麼樣？打我啊笨蛋？用力用力打我啊笨蛋？)
Sugar 說:
try again sweetie...Ok go to http://www.xxxxxxx.net/yyyy and click on "JOIN FOR FREE" orange button at the top of the page to join up for FREE.
後面就懶得打了
反正它看我沒搞頭, 就沒繼續理我了.
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